Chapter 15: Covered in a Spray of Insults

After a brief moment of shock, Wu Wenxuan stubbornly insisted, “This method might work in theory, but whether it actually works in practice remains to be seen.”

How could he tolerate a mere resident from the emergency department stepping on the toes of their proctology department?

“Fine, then just wait and see,” Lin Nan replied without looking back.

This guy’s open and covert belittling of the emergency department was truly infuriating.

Lin Nan then smiled and said to Ji Zifeng, “You should be able to feel that the area down there is much more relaxed now, not as blocked as before.”

“Yes,” Ji Zifeng nodded with some excitement.

Though he felt a slight sting, it was bearable.

“Next, I’ll use tweezers to remove the remaining ping-pong balls inside you,” Lin Nan continued.

Ji Zifeng anxiously asked, “Will the two balls pushed into my rectum cause an infection?”

“Don’t worry. Afterward, we’ll thoroughly clean your rectum. There won’t be any issues,” Li Qin reassured him.

“That’s a relief,” Ji Zifeng visibly relaxed.

“Now, gather all the strength you usually use when you strain to defecate and release it fully,” Lin Nan said with a slight smile as he put on medical gloves and held the tweezers.

Ji Zifeng nodded, then began to push hard, his face turning bright red.

As Ji Zifeng exerted more force, the opening at his lower body expanded slightly. Lin Nan’s eyes flickered quickly; he promptly grasped a ball near the edge with the tweezers and dropped it into a plastic basin by his feet.

Every consultation room was equipped with such a plastic basin for emergencies.

The white ping-pong ball clattered crisply as it landed in the basin.

Bai Yunxiao and Cai Heping exchanged nods upon seeing the ball.

Wu Wenxuan’s expression darkened.

Before the ball was removed, he had maintained his stubbornness, but now with the facts in plain sight, he had nothing to say.

Another ping-pong ball was extracted and tossed into the basin.

Within ten minutes, three more balls were gradually removed.

“Only one left. Keep it up!” Lin Nan encouraged Ji Zifeng, looking at the five balls in the basin.

However, Ji Zifeng was already drenched in sweat and panting heavily, clearly exhausted.

“Yes, let’s push through and get the last one out,” Li Qin cheered from the side. “Take a deep breath, then push hard again.”

Encouraged, Ji Zifeng regained some strength, took a deep breath, and pushed once more, his features contorted from the effort.

“Ah—” Ji Zifeng cried out hoarsely.

Bai Yunxiao and Cai Heping looked on, unable to bear the sight.

Anyone unaware might have thought the patient was giving birth.

Lin Nan saw a flash of white at the opening and exclaimed joyfully, “It’s almost out! One more push—you can do it!”

Li Qin’s face was filled with excitement as he cheered Ji Zifeng on.

Seizing the moment, Lin Nan swiftly inserted the tweezers and plucked out the last ping-pong ball.

After dropping it into the basin, Lin Nan finally exhaled in relief.

It was finally over.

Li Qin also relaxed completely.

He felt as if he had just assisted in a birth.

Ji Zifeng felt immensely relieved, lying on the bed like a burden had been lifted.

Seeing Lin Nan finish, Bai Yunxiao’s face was full of admiration.

Lin Nan was becoming increasingly versatile.

Cai Heping cast a deep glance at Lin Nan, silently impressed.

The emergency department truly did produce talents.

Wu Wenxuan was dumbfounded as Lin Nan and Li Qin had genuinely solved the problem already.

That’s it? Done just like that?

“Is everything really cleaned out?” he still doubted and questioned.

“If you don’t believe it, you can check yourself,” Lin Nan said coolly while removing his gloves.

Wu Wenxuan snorted and then carefully examined Ji Zifeng’s lower body.

Suddenly, a gush of excrement burst from the opening, spraying directly onto his face!

An overwhelming stench filled the consultation room.

The sudden scene left Bai Yunxiao and the others stunned.

As the victim, Wu Wenxuan reacted fastest and strongest.

“Ah—” he trembled all over, screaming sharply.

But as he opened his mouth, more excrement flowed in, causing his pupils to constrict violently.

He immediately collapsed to the floor, vomiting violently, “Ugh—”

He felt utterly desperate.

It was too disgusting.

Lin Nan and Li Qin hurriedly stepped back, afraid of getting any of the filth on themselves.

“You got sprayed right in the face,” Li Qin said wide-eyed, staring at Wu Wenxuan’s excrement-covered face.

Bai Yunxiao and Cai Heping instinctively took a few steps back.

Ji Zifeng was at a loss, “I… I didn’t feel anything just now. It just… came out all at once.”

Lin Nan explained, “It’s not your fault. After the treatment, you might have a brief period of fecal incontinence and numbness. Plus, you held it in for a while. Now that you’re clear, the urge surged like a tidal wave. You just couldn’t hold back.”

“But he—” Ji Zifeng looked apologetic, seeing Wu Wenxuan vomiting uncontrollably with a face full of filth.

“It’s fine. He’s a proctology doctor, a professional. He’s seen more feces than you’ll ever produce in your lifetime. He can handle it,” Lin Nan said with a faint smile.

“Besides, the fact that you can defecate means all the ping-pong balls have been removed. He’s the living proof; I don’t think he’ll have any more doubts.”

Wu Wenxuan tried to speak but as soon as he opened his mouth, more filth flowed in.

“Ugh—”

He quickly shut his mouth.

Cai Heping handed him a pack of tissues, “Wipe it off quickly.”

Wu Wenxuan took the tissues and hurried to the bathroom, tearing them apart and vigorously wiping his face while looking in the mirror.

After nearly using up the entire pack, he finally cleaned off the filth, but the nauseating stench lingered relentlessly, driving him mad.

He was about to lose his mind.

Though a proctology doctor who had seen plenty of human waste, this was the first time he’d been smeared in feces and had it enter his mouth.

Just thinking about it made him want to vomit.

Wu Wenxuan turned on the faucet and splashed water on his face repeatedly until his skin was red and sore. Then, he rinsed his mouth thoroughly to ensure no traces remained.

Only after that did he leave the bathroom.

Seeing Wu Wenxuan return, Lin Nan smiled, “Dr. Wu, you still haven’t answered my question. Any more doubts now?”

Wu Wenxuan clenched his teeth, glaring angrily at him.

This kid was deliberately mocking him!

Naturally, he had no more doubts and remained silent.

Cai Heping shook his head and smiled at Bai Yunxiao, “Old Bai, since you’ve solved it yourselves, we won’t interfere. Goodbye.”

Bai Yunxiao smiled and nodded.

“Lin Nan, we’ve learned your method—well done,” Cai Heping said with a warm smile, eyes full of admiration. “If you ever feel unhappy in the emergency department, our proctology department welcomes you anytime.”

Hearing that, Bai Yunxiao looked displeased and glanced at Cai Heping.

This was blatant poaching right in front of him.

Lin Nan chuckled lightly, “I think I’m more suited to the emergency department. I appreciate Director Cai’s kindness.”

Seeing Lin Nan politely refuse, Bai Yunxiao’s expression improved.

“Alright, everyone has their path. No pressure. I hope we have opportunities to cooperate in the future,” Cai Heping said, not wanting to press further.

He then left the consultation room with Wu Wenxuan.

“Dr. Wu, don’t worry. We won’t tell anyone about your ‘feces incident’ today,” Li Qin shouted from behind Wu Wenxuan.

Wu Wenxuan’s steps faltered; the corner of his mouth twitched sharply.

He turned and glared at the ever-mischievous Li Qin but dared not linger and quickly walked away like fleeing.

Li Qin chuckled, pulled out his phone, and opened WeChat Moments to post an update.

He uploaded a photo of Wu Wenxuan’s excrement-covered face and added a caption:

“Poor Dr. Wu Wenxuan.”

He also added a cartoon “hug” emoji.

After editing, Li Qin hit send.

Seeing this, Lin Nan couldn’t help but laugh silently.

This guy was truly wicked—just moments ago, he said he wouldn’t spread the story, but now he posted it online.

Well, the mood’s set, I might as well post one too.

Lin Nan took out his phone. He had also taken photos earlier.

Bai Yunxiao shook his head and smiled.

These two were quite mischievous.

Well, since there’s nothing better to do, I’ll post one too.

“Ahem, Li Qin, send me that photo from earlier,” Bai Yunxiao said.

“Sure,” Li Qin grinned and quickly sent it over.

Bai Yunxiao wrote a caption explaining and evaluating Lin Nan and Li Qin’s method from a professional standpoint, then attached the photo of Wu Wenxuan’s ‘feces incident.’

“Um, doctors, am I… alright now?” Ji Zifeng, left aside, couldn’t help but ask.

Bai Yunxiao put down his phone and nodded, “You’re fine now. You can leave anytime.”

Relieved, Ji Zifeng smiled broadly.

“I’m leaving first. You two handle the rest,” Bai Yunxiao said, hands in his pockets, smiling at Lin Nan and Li Qin before walking away briskly.

After putting on his pants, Ji Zifeng exclaimed, “When I get back, I’m breaking up with that scumbag immediately.”

“Don’t, don’t break up yet,” Li Qin shook his head.

“Huh?” Ji Zifeng looked puzzled.

“When you get home, find a way to stuff him full down there, then bring him here for treatment,” Li Qin said with a faint smile.

“We guarantee he’ll never forget it for the rest of his life!”